Typhoons are supremely uneventful. Before you protest, "But what about the little children!" - yesterday's was. A whole hullabaloo about a little excess wind and rain. Thank you Southerners, the bitch was calmed. I'm glad you know your place.
Oooh kay...so there some people that wouldn't agree, but they're dead, so they probably don't really give a flying saucer what I say anymore.
Pierce Brosnan was a no-show. Apparently he was busy singing along to ABBA whilst perfecting the placement of his grey streaks. Suaveness takes work.
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